Lymmericks

                                         1.
She turned me down, when I asked her to dance.
She turned away, when I spoke of romance.
Yet sweet and charming - long legged - simply Carmen
Obliged when asked to pull down her pants.

                                         2.
There was a painter named Sonny Creek Dale.
Canvas coated - hard edged - pony tailed.
He'll make you think for awhile
With his tomcat smile.
"Like how deep?" said the hammer to the nail.

                                        3.
A 5 hundred lb. woman with hickups
Out one night to kick her heels up
Her date did describe
After a lengthy dance hall jive
That she handled like a 1/4 ton pickup.

                                        4.
There was a minstral named Kevin McCormick
Played a ditti called, 'The squeeze box lick.
Behind the accordian he's macho trim
Tapping toes and strutting slim
Like wet fingers on a smoldering candle wick.

                                        5.
"Cold feet don't meet cold shoes,"
I said to warm my freezing toes
But whilst I think
They've made a stink
That's warming up my nose.
                               
                                       6.
Quick hands, quick feet make the game complete.
Then add a ball to make the athlete's purpose sweet!
While passing, dribbling and shooting for points
The 'give and go' never disappoints
Like snatching victory from the jaws of defeat.

                                       7.

There was a basketball player named Jeff

That had difficulty going left

Until one day to his surprise

He faked left and then faked right

Then dunked the ball right thru the net.